"The welter weight champ working out!"

"What? I didn't hear you."

"In one ear and out the other!"

"You don't say?"

"Are you saying I did it? Whatever!"

"I'm not listening, I'm not listening!"

"No, really I'm listening."

"Just one more bedtime story
and then lights out."

"Yeehaw!"

"The cowboys are a little different in the east."

"WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YIPEE KIAYEEEEE!"

"This hairdo's gotta go!"

"Hey, it's the windswept and
wonderful look, and I like it!"

"I didnt know that was a electric outlet!"

"Mom! Why?"

"It was a scary picture!"

"I always wanted to look like my master!"

"Oh no...Liver again!"

"...and Madonna thinks she knows how to "Vogue?"

"Hey ma , do ya think I should wax up my ears?"/p>

"I am really having a bad hair day."

"What did you call this yoga position?
Downward facing dog?"

"So you think you can do a backwards,
triple flip better than me huh?"

"I MUST be Man's Best Friend!
I sure do have alot of them!"