"Mmmfff. The cat did it."

"That killer bunny won't bother you
anymore, Mom!"

"I'm training to be a drug sniffer."

"Wasn't me!!"

"Sometimes I get tired of being thought
of as a pillow."

"Don't you dare fart!"

"Now, did they say this was the firm pillow,
the soft pillow, or the it's-alive pillow?"

"I wonder what it will do if I slobber on it?"

"I'm Yin to his Yang."

"No, I have a headache tonight."

"OK...I'll give you one more airplane ride
but this is the last one!"

"Cheese it - the cops!"

"I can bench press a pug with just one paw...
bring on the the huskies!"

“Pinned ya, again!”

"Guess where I buried the newspaper?"

"I really wasn't going to dig up the plants! Honest!"