"Just a typical day."

"Could you feed me in bed?"

"Ruff day."

"What will we do when it's all melted?"

"Mama always said, "Never eat yellow snow"!"

"If you take me in, I am yours forever."

"Man, this tile is cold!"

"As Martha Stewart would say, adding a little
color makes the picture!"

"I'm an all around American dog! "

"Will you join me for dinner tonight?"

"You lookin' at me Willis?"

"Yo! Whats for dinner?!"

"We wag our tail to the flag of the

United States of America."

"Born in the USA."

"Whatever you want, go away!"

"Why do you always bother me
while I am eating?"

"Did you say Morris the cat?"

"Hahahaha! No more, I can't breathe,
you're killing me!!"

"Well I thought it was funny!"

"Scratch 3 times at the ceiling if you want me,
twice on the floor if the answer is no."

"May Day! May Day!"

" Hey ma!!!, Nancy's trying to drown the
fish again!!"