"I Wuff you! I Wuff you!"

"Good grief, get this thing off me!"

"Look at me! I'm a star!"

"Watch out Hollywood, here I come!"

"Yeah I'll have a double malted"

"You didn't know they made colored contact lenses for cats?"

"I just can't fit in!"

"The eyes tell the story."

"Aaahhh, the lazy days of summer!"

"This is my bed, honey!"

"When are we gonna BEEEE there?!"

Getting tired of these pit stops!

Yeahhhh, just chillin.

Another day, another dollar.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"

"I don't follow Paris Darling! Paris follows me!"

"I always wanted to be a red head!"

"Don't be ridiculous, darling. I'm all nat-ur-al!"

"Lady Godiva at her best!"

"I make Tina Turner and Elton John jealous!"

"Coming up next on Sally Jesse Raphael..."

"Sorry, no autographs."

"Don't ya love the bubbly?"

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that soap."

"I'm forever blowing bubbles. . ."