"What was in that kibble?"

"Can't you tell I'm a guy?"

"Wow, what a dream. I can still taste that steak."

"Don't even think about it"

"What do you mean by 'No blue plate specials today?'"

"Maybe I'm being too subtle."

"Is it dinnertime yet?"

"Who needs toys when you've got a big bone."

"AAARRRRRRR!!"

"Oh-ho-ho man, do I love this new dog sitter!"

"A dog and his bone. It's a beautiful thing."

"The first day of spring is WHEN?"

"Pleaseeeeee can we go outside?
I wanna catch the squirrel!"

"Are you sure this thing will stick us?"

"Can I drive?"

"I could use some help with the pedels!"

"Beats traveling around in my pet carrier."

"I want to be just like my daddy."

"Who needs spots to be a fire dog? Not me!"

"Whatever it takes, from whoever needs
me and my human brothers."

"Dad, It doesn't fit. Can I have a smaller size?"

"I'm in a New York state of mind."