"I think it's time to call the vet and have
this strange feathery tumor removed."

"Ooo ya! A little to the left... Right there.."

"Ok, now to the other side."

"This sure beats the heck out
of flying, these days!"

"Wanna see how hard I can buck?"

"Let's go root through the trash again!"

"Let's stick together and blame the cat!"

"We're innocent, we're innocent."

"C'mon boys, let's play! "

"That's it Daddy! Just flip that burger a little
higher and it's all mine! Good Daddy!"

"Ok, if I sit still long enough
maybe they won't think I did it!

"Yeah, I'm talking to you. I need
my pillow fluffed."

"Don't say you love me...just tell me I'm beautiful."

"Whatcha lookin at? This is a private moment."

"This is the most boring day ever!
Where is everyone?"

"Ah well, there's always tomorrow."

"I wonder if they'll notice they're a doughnut short..."

"Oh, go ahead, I know ya wanna kiss me!"

"Take da pitcher awready, my time is valuable."

"I said, 'You talkin' to me?'"

"Please, may I have just one more treat?
I promise I'll be good."

"Buh-Bye's -in the car??- without me??
Come on- I'll wait here for you to decide!!"

"Honest Mom I didn't do it."

"Now look deep into my eyes. You are feeling sleepy, veeerrrrryy sleepy!"

"What else is on?"

"Was that the last piece of pizza?"

"OK! Who's got the remote?"

"NO!! Don't take the Shoe! Anything but the SHOE!"

"You talking to me? You talking to me? I'm da boss!"