"Nice breeze!"

"Yeah, well, I used to walk
SEVEN miles to the litterbox..."

"Urp!! Those last mice were delicious, send more!"

"Who's your Daddy?"

"Where's my remote?"

"My therapist says that relaxation is very important."

"At your service!"

"Not my fault.."

"I said, 'Joey fell down a hole and he needs your help!'"

"I will be your body guard if you will be my long lost friend."

“Can’t talk now, Timmy just got swept away
by a hurricane! I’ve gotta save him!”

"Underestimating me would be your first mistake."

"Yo Quiero Taco Bell? No! No! No me gusta!!
Yo Quiero mailman!"

"Dynamite comes in small packages!"

"It's hard getting some peace and quiet around here."

"Look! I found a quarter!"

"Crate or chair; crate or chair . ..
hmmm I'll ...go... in ...between!"

"Excuse me m'am, are you sure this is coach?"

"I know I hid that treat around here somewhere!"

"Yeah, like you blend."