"This is the start of a fine Chianti."

"Thank goodness these grapes are plastic!"

"Stay away. He's mine!"

"One step closer and you're lunch!"

"Do not take my temperature!"

"Uh huh, and you never had an imaginary friend that came to life? Ahhhh."

"WhassUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP?"

"Knit one, perl two."

"Don't bother me I'm eating."

"Why tie me up I'm just a kitty?"

"I am getting an early start on my dental hygiene habits."

"I'll dust if you vacuum."

"Housebreaking humans is so taxing!"

"Honestly, the cat did it!"

I'm sorry Mom. I didn't know it was your shirt.
I thought it was Dad's!

"Hi mom, I was trying to mop the floor for you."