Pets, when asked to change the light bulb...
AFGHAN: Light bulb? What light bulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Right away. And I'll also replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
TOY POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
ROTTWEILLER: Go ahead! Make me!
SHIH TZU: Pul-leeze, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
LAB: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeasze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Please?
MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee in the dark.
DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
HOUND DOG: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
POINTER: I see it. There it is. Right there.
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
BEAGLE: Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
SIBERIAN HUSKY: Light bulb? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp,and the coffee table, and the carpet under the coffee table, and...
CAT: Yawn. Who cares? I don't need the light to see.
PETRIFIED PARROT
A man holding a parrot came running and screaming into a veterinarian's office. The vet immediately brought him into an examining room.
The vet carefully examined the parrot, and then said
to the man, "I'm sorry, but this bird is dead." The
man began to cry, "No! No! That can't be true! I want
another opinion."
The vet thought a second, then said, "okay," and left
for the back office. He returned with a Black
Labrador retriever. The Black Lab sniffed and sniffed
looking up at the vet. The vet said to the man, "The
dog thinks that the bird is dead too."
The man said, "I don't believe it! I want another
opinion!" The vet then left with the Black Lab and
came back with a cat. He placed the cat on the
examination table. The cat walked over to the bird
and sniffed and nudged it again and again. Finally,
the cat shrugged its shoulders and walked away from
the bird. The vet said, "The cat thinks it's dead
too." The man sighed and said, "I guess you're right.
How much do I owe you?"
The vet said, "That will be $600.00."
The horrified man said, "Six hundred bucks! Just to
tell me my bird is dead? That's ridiculous! That's
outrageous!"
The vet then said, "Well, I was going to charge you
$40.00, but then I had to include the Lab fees and
CAT scan."
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