"A tisket, a tasket, you better not
climb outta that basket."

"Tell me this is not a dunce cap!"

"Keep laughing , go ahead. It won't be so
funny when you stockings full of bird poop
this Christmas will it ?!"

"Wanna play?"

"Nope, I'm not going to tell you how
I got up here!'"

"Well....errrrrrr.....ok this is how it happened...
I saw a burglar see...and I thought I'd hide
here so he wouldnt see me....yea that's it!"

"I can't hold it much longer.."

"Just take the freakin' picture, Bob!"

"Wow, crawly things are pretty yummy!"