"Do I have anything stuck between my teeth?"

"I'm not a dentist, but I play one on t.v."

"And for my next trick.."

"Hey!! Isn't that MY dog biscuit?"

"Gee, I'm feeling a little hungry.
I think I'll have my snack now."

"Forget the floss, bring in that 50 pound test line
from the last fishing trip."

"OK, just one more dime and we'll have enough
to go to Burger King!"

"Hey! Who drank it all?"

"I just HATE lite beer!"

"I dingk my node is sduck!"

"I hope there's more where this came from."

"I need to catch a nice buzz before I make
a move on that cute squirrel next door."

"I asked for a COORS light!"

"Raccoon Kelly!!"

"I don't see a worm in here!"

"Help! I got arrested for drunk driving.
Come pick me up at the police station!"

"You can run but you just can't hide old lizard old friend."

"Bandit plays a 'mean' horn to the beat of the music!"

"You're on my side. Move over please."

"You really don't want to sit here in this decade, do you?"

"I got my deer, you get your duck?"

"...98, 99, 100... Alle Alle In Come Free!"

"Ready whenever you are."

"My tongue isn't cooling me well lately.
Can I opt for a flat top summer cut?"